The SPOT (Winter, 2025) Part II


You’ve waiting long enough. Here finally is is feedback I received in my PSYCH 367: Perception course in Winter term. Responses have been not been edited for clarity, spelling, or grammar at all.

⚠️ Warning! As noted in my previous post, content warning applies.

Course Design

The minor detail and the ambigious information required to know for the exams is quite frustrating, as the small innocuous details can be tested for and are not specified for the learning outcomes.

(Remember, I said perception can be confusing and complex. I’ve tried my best to highlight things that are confusing so that you can focus on them. Yes, there are detail-based questions, but also many general questions, too.)

It is clear that Dr. L put a lot of time and thought into designing this course to meet the needs of his students.

Although this may not have been noticeable to some, but I really appreciated having the calendar with all of the exams and assignments listed! I can see the deadlines in the "upcoming events" section of my eclass and it has helped me stay on top of things.

The layout with fill in the blank slides makes it a lot easier for me to keep up with and follow the notes!

labs are fun and helps me understand the content

I really liked that the labs were helpful in applying course content and that they were free!!

definitely not easy exams, but i like how you challenge your students.

(Thanks for your feedback!)

Course Resources

A note about the textbook: I found the textbook to be quite material dense. I know it is a good idea to be able to spend time reading it and absorbing all the knowledge, but most university students I know (including myself) don't usually have the time to spend hours reading multiple chapters to get a few important facts. The textbook is also quite expensive, when bought directly from the publisher (or other bookstores).Instead of assigning most of the textbook, perhaps key points and experiments could be illustrated with small assigned readings, such as the papers/studies themselves! This would vastly reduce the economic barrier for students, and provide experience with reading comprehension for academic publications, which is probably more valuable than textbook reading anyway.

I hate classes that require textbook readings to supplement learning. sometimes i don’t have time to read a 45 page chapter. textbook is good, but should be a resource not a requirement

(Thanks for your considered feedback. I did try assigning a few primary research papers in this course, and it did NOT go over well. If you think the textbook is difficult to read, articles are orders of magnitude more complex. I believe there is value in developing the skill to maintain your attention in reading long-form, complex material. I know it’s not what many students are used to--that’s why I do it.)

The textbook is okay to read through, but I just wish there was more accessibility such as more rentals at the library to borrow out at any given time since it's still expensive and I couldn't find many cheap alternatives online or anything.

(I’m sorry if you missed this, but I put three copies of the print textbook on reserve in Course Materials.)

Never uploading a complete version of the notes makes it difficult for those who do not wish to interact with other students in the course or simply are unable to.

(There is a social aspect to learning that is often overlooked. When I was an undergrad, I made a point of getting to know at least one other person in each of my classes--and I am painfully shy and extremely introverted. Plus, there was the Discord server that was used by your classmates to share notes with each other. Anyway, you could stop by my office and I could help you with whatever you missed.)

Sometimes unclear what all is going to be on exams, Stating " exams are 60-40 lecture to textbook" is a little vague

(Thanks for this feedback. I now break down for you how many questions come from each chapter and related lectures.

The resources used in this class were very useful in aiding my learning and understanding of concepts in this class. The textbook was the number one resource that helped in aiding in my learning of hte concepts that I was unable to understand in the notes.

(I'm glad to hear it helped!)

Course Delivery

I would have preferred more smaller assignments spread throughout the course, or maybe more interactive labs that have more ways to show learning.

(I can’t really make the labs any smaller than they are. And I don’t want to assign more labs, as they would then have to be assigned during weeks when you have an exam.)

Dr. L's organization of this course it outstanding. I was never overwhelmed by organizing the content, and could instead focus my time on learning the material presented.

Maybe weekly quizzes(or for every chapter) so we can test our knowledge a bit better in preparation for the exams,

practice assignment would be helpful

(I’m hesitant to create more assessments, as this requires time to prepare for. And I think that would lead to more complaints than complements--even if it would facilitate learning. Anyway, there still are the practice chapter questions on Canvas.)

It would be helpful if you could add the illustrations from the lectures into the lecture notes. There were a few there but a lot were missing, it would just make it easier to follow along.

(Sorry if you missed it, but they are all posted on Canvas. I’ve been doing that for 15 years.)

I laugh at all your jokes, they make the class even better, please keep them coming!!

(You must’ve been laughing really quietly, because all I ever heard was crickets!)

Class Climate

good jokes and quips

Lectures were engaging and useful. I genuinely wanted to come to class and learn our next topics. As a small request, having more opportunities to ask questions (and have them answered) during the flow of class would be really awesome. Questions from students were periodically ignored, and I guess this is likely because of the amount of content we needed to get through each class. I do feel, however, that being heard and answered can be really important for learning, and general morale.

(I never ignore someone who has their hand up. However, I may have a hard time noticing you. Either wave your hand around (motion attracts attention dontcha know) or say “I have a question!” (my hearing is okay).)

Dr. L is one of the strongest professors I've had in my five years at the U of A.

(Bro, I can’t even bench 100. But, looking at me, I can see how you’d make that mistake.)

Overall, super enjoyable content and course. I would definitely recommend this to other students, despite not having a psychology background, I was able to follow along everything fairly easily!

Professor Loepelmann is an incredible teacher and was able to teach this course in a way that was engaging, interesting, informative, but also felt very easygoing and comfortable. It was a wonderful course because of Professor Loepelmann.

Dr loepelmann is super entertaining and present the content in an engaging way. He is truly a performer and incorporates comedy into his lectures which really helps make the content stick and makes lectures feel less like a chore.

he is funny, kind, and always willing to help his students

(Thanks for the kind words.)

Why aren't you studying?

The SPOT (Winter, 2025) Part I

By popular demand for my...um, ones of followers! Here is feedback I received in my PSYCH 258: Cognitive Psychology course in Winter term. The SPOT tool asks for a lot of feedback, so below is a sampling of the responses I got. I have not edited them for clarity, spelling, or grammar at all.

⚠️ Warning! Some of my comments may contain sarcasm. My intent is not to belittle or humiliate anyone. (Of course, all of these comments are anonymous.) Sometimes student demands are impossible to fulfill, and that can be frustrating. Like getting comments of “course is too easy” and “course is too hard” for the same course. So I let off some steam via sarcasm. I think the world of my students--you are smart, hardworking people, and I highly respect that. But pleasing everyone is really, really hard.

Course Design
at times it was difficult to attain notes from the class if a class was missed due to outside reasons because although a discord was set up I wasn't able to access it for the duration of the course.

(I don’t understand why you weren’t able to access the Discord. I understand there was quite the thriving community of learning there.)

Getting to lectures is stressful because of the blanks in the notes when I need to ask questions in my other class before this one. I felt like it was mostly read off the slides and reading the notes was too complicated and hardly made sense going over them.

(“Stress” does not equal “bad”. Like eustress, which is actually good stress. Stress makes us focus on things. Like coming to class. Yes, I actually want students to come to lectures. As I have explained, the fill-in lecture notes style is my way of doing that. If you miss a word here or there, I’m happy to help you out with those at the end of class. I will not demoralize you or make you feel stupid, I promise.)

This course is my worst course, the access to notes, writings, and clarity is harder than average for a student, who by the way is working! The note packages he expects us to follow entirely through fill-in-the-blank, which is awful for missing one key detail and the concept's entire meaning. If you miss, you're EXPECTED to email classmates, but no one here wants to assist anyone and why would they? His exams are off-topic and don't have direct detail to what is taught in class and studying is a shotgun of textbook, textbook slides, the slides, and more than needed information. He emailsafter every exam what the top student did to improve their score, and its almost like saying "fuck you, do better", with emails stating talking in class is "frankly pissing him off", but back to my point of missing one part and trying to beg someone to give you information is absurd. - make the slides accessible - make the tests fair to what you test, contrasting the slides you teach in class. If I wanted to learn the entire textbook, slides, and more I wouldn't be in school asking some wanna-be professor for information. - he's unapproachable for questions, demoralizes you, and makes youfeel stupid for asking after class like I should already know it. - overall this class is awful, and you should look into a new scheme for it. - also what the hell, a minute per-question exam? what is this? My LSAT? give me time to read the question and debate on it, I've never taken full time for exams and I seem to be a part of the last 2/3 of this class finishing with 20 seconds left on the clock. It's not only me, more than half of this class is still writing at finish.

(Whoa, take a moment and touch grass. I want to address your concerns, and some errors.

  • No, my exams don’t have “direct detail” questions because that’s just memorization. My exams assess a deeper understanding of the material, an approach that some students may not be familiar with.
  • Yes, I share success strategies from the student who earned the top mark on every exam. Your reaction to this is truly sad; I am sorry for you.
  • Yes, I posted a message about the egregiously rude behaviour of two students who had conversations that went on for the whole class time, several times. I posted the message because I got complaints from many students about this incredibly disruptive behaviour. You wouldn’t be one of the chatty people...would you?
  • You don’t want to learn from a textbook--or  me--because that’s not why you’re in school? I’ve been teaching and reading about pedagogy for 30 years, but I guess I’ve been doing “school” wrong all this time. I realize that many first-year classes do not have required textbooks any more. But maybe they’re the ones that are doing school wrong.
  • No, the end of the exams, 50-66% of the class were not still writing; about 10% of the class had not handed in their exams. This is typical of nearly every course I’ve taught in my career. Some students will just stay to the end, no matter how much time is given.
  • No, the exams were not one minute per question. There were 45 questions in 50 minutes, so you actually got more time than previous classes, who actually did have 50 in 50. If you know and understand the material, that should be enough time. The questions are not long so there is not a lot of reading required. If you need accommodations (e.g., for more time), that’s a separate issue that is handled by the Academic Success Centre.)

The design of this course leaves much to be desired. The instructional materials could be significantly improved. The notes are visually outdated and lack engaging elements

(Some people say that books are outdated. But many people love reading books. Even books without “engaging elements” whatever those might be. Irrelevant pictures? Cartoons? Help me out here.)

I feel as though the course is designed in a way that is almost too straightforward compared to other psych classes. There is an overarching topic, and then there are studies talking about concepts. I would appreciate it if there was a shift in focus towards more explanation of concepts, rather than the studies used to conduct them.

(I feel you are missing the point of, y’know...science. Doing research studies is how we describe and explain phenomena. I wish I could tell you exactly why, say, people’s cognition follows the normative model instead of the descriptive model, but I don’t know. No one does. All we know is what we get from the results of research studies. That’s why the course is the way it is.)

The structure of each lecture feels very intentional and beneficial, no topic seems too rushed and the experiments used really enhance the learning experience.

I found that splitting the content 50/50 textbook and the lecture was smart. As doing so allowed me to elaborate and have other examples for the concepts learnt in class. However, putting it together for studying was a bit tedious. Overall it was good.

The course structure is well designed with relevant assignments following learning of content in lecture.

He encouraged reading the textbook by incorporating questions based on the textbook , it was a lot of work but I feel it really encouraged my learning

It is a very well designed course and I thorougly enjoyed it

(Thank you for your feedback! I’m glad the course worked for you.)


Course Resources
there are no interactive elements such as discussion boards, tutorial videos, or external links to enhance learning.

(But what about the, er, discussion board on eClass? What about the videos I posted on eClass? What about the web page of over 250 external links to websites relating to cognitive psychology? The uniquely interactive online textbook? You can see that I have a really hard time swallowing criticism when it is detached from reality.)

The textbook sometimes did not match up with the material in class and on exams.

there was alot of overlap between the textbook and the content presented in class.

(There’s never going to be complete overlap in any course--ever. There’s never going to be a complete difference between textbook and lectures in any course--ever.)

always think it is great when tophat is an option for the textbook material, as it has practice questions available, and the website is very user-friendly.

I found the textbook to be slow to load as there were so many additional resources (A.I assistant and retrieval questions), and not the most user friendly to navigate. Would not recommend using this text book again.

Tophat was very glitchy as and app and website

did not like the textbook, the site is not organized in a way to make it easily navigable by students. The AI integrated into the textbook was more of a hindrance then helpful. The questions the textbook provided were not helpful for studying as they were too easy.

Tophat textbook seemed entirely unneeded for this course, and the fact that 50% of material on exams are from an $80+ textbook is wild.

(Tophat was new; I wanted to try something different. Thanks for your feedback on it, it is valuable. What’s so “wild” about $80 for a textbook? Print textbooks go for around $200. When I was an undergrad, I paid around $80 per textbook, which is--calculate calculate calculate--$207.92 today. Did you want more exams questions from the textbook? Or fewer?)

the TA that graded my work took off marks for absolutely ridiculous reasons like not having the proper line on a graph, this was a common complaint and prof refused to do anything about it when asked.

(It was not the TA’s fault that you were deducted marks--this was in my marking guide. Graphs must have an X- and Y-axis. All required components for the graphs were specified in the labs document. I “refused to do anything about” this because it was a requirement.)

We spent 20 minutes just talking about the definition of a car/vehicle; considering that the course has so much content, I would prefer for that time to be spent covering actual content.

(But, see, see? You remembered that. That’s because of: active learning! Many students had a misconception that we worked through, which led to a deeper understanding. It worked!)

Dr. Loepelmann was constantly asking for our feedback, however he never actually took any of it into consideration. The whole semester he talked vert fast, barely projected his voice, and did not give us material to help prepare for our midterms or final exam. Being in his class made me feel very inhumane, as he barely even acknowledged us, he would start the lecture without even a simple "Hi."

(I asked about the pace of the lectures, and the vast majority said it was good. I also asked if I was loud enough, and again almost everyone said it was fine. And maybe you missed it, but I started every class with “Good morning!” Every. Single. Time.)


Course Delivery
In all, it was the sort of class where if you put in the effort, you did well.

Exams were on the harder side, but the questions were all fair and applicable and the difficult exams were made up for by the grading scheme of the class.

It required us to think beyond memorization.

The labs were graded very fairly.

Labs were straightforward with clear instructions, which I appreciated. I think a rubric would be more helpful and less ambiguous

Honestly one of the most engaging profs I've had (...I am a just first year student, but can confidently say Dr. Loepelmann has been one of the best). I've always looked forward to attending lectures, as Dr. Loepelmann covers the content very well, but also makes sure to sneak in a joke or funny comment to keep us all interested and listening. There have also always been some sort of little activities to get everyone actively participating. Dr. Loepelmann's delivery of the content, as well as overall lecture environment made the course one of my favorites this semester!

Dr. Loepelmann's tone is very enthusiastic and easy to follow. He is very knowledgeable and kind.

Made sure to ask if the speed if he was going was okay at the start of the semester, which was very helpful and admirable for communication sake.

His explanations of each concept was incredibly helpful, along with little activities to keep us engaged but also to help further understand the material being covered. All the videos he showed were also great in helping understand what we learned during lectures! Going off of that, the online labs were incredibly helpful but also very fun. All of the activities were fun to do, and even more interesting while analysing my results and applying content covered in lectures to explain the outcomes.

The strong focus on different actual studies allowed for many different examples of applications of the material, as well as the instructor's own examples and sometimes interactive demonstrations.

I really like his approach on teaching and how involved it is. The e polls are quite nice and I like how he does them immediately after we finish a topic. They aren't graded for marks, so I feel like I'm encouraged to learn from my mistakes in a stress free way. I really appreciate it.

An EXCELLENT instructor who stays focused on a research backed approach, and presents studies in a fun and understandable format.

Really liked the Professor's lectures. His mode of delivery was very engaging. He was also very nice to talk to during his office hours and gave me thorough feedback on my work when needed.

(I can't really come up with any snarky, sarcastic responses to any of this. That means I should just keep my mouth shut and say thanks.)



Class Climate
Often missed hands that were in the air to ask questions.

(If I missed hands, it’s because I didn’t see you. I wasn’t trying to ignore you. It’s a big classroom. It's kind of dark. I’m genuinely sorry!)

I’m not sure why it felt like the prof acted like he was better than us? It bothered me a lot.

(I'm not sure why, either. I don’t know what to make of claims like this. There’s no specific evidence or examples. Was it just a “vibe” you got? I don’t know what to do with that.)

The amount of talking that occurred during the first 3/4 of the semester was overwhelming and made class a really horrible experience. This is not necessarily the fault of the instructor but I feel that he should have done something about it much sooner. I honestly dreaded coming to class and felt exhausted afterwards due to the amount of talking that was going on and changing where I sat made no difference.

(Although I did eventually notice it, if it’s bothering you to this extent: let me know. I’m not so young anymore. I listened to a lot of loud 80s music. I cannot hear every whispered conversation in the classroom. Do not make the fundamental attribution error and assume that I’m not doing anything about it because that’s my personality and I don’t care. The fact that a very small number of people were so incredibly rude and wouldn’t stop made me honestly dread coming to this class, too. And that is a profoundly shitty feeling for an educator. I’m sorry for your experience.)

prof was so proud of himself when he was talking about tomato not being a vegetable when it literally is, a vegetable is defined as any plant that we eat

(That was a...joke. I was...joking. I know what a tomato is, and I know the difference between botanical and culinary categories.)

I appreciated that Dr. Loepelmann dealt with issues that arose in class (ie. students taking in class) and did maintain a proper and respectful classroom environment for learning.

have felt welcome in this class since the first day because of his joyous and funny spirit that he always brings to the classroom, I thoroughly enjoyed his class

The material was difficult, but I would absolutely listen to Dr. Loepelmann talk shop any day of the week. Very engaging and funny

Very supportive throughout the class and encouraged talking with peers, haven't needed to, but I believe he was pretty easy to reach if questions did come up. I actually ended up liking the class itself a lot more than I thought I would. It was like a breath of fresh air after having a lot of previous professors that would drawl on and on monotoned and uninterested. I went in thinking that he wouldn't be that good of a prof, but I ended up liking his style more than other professors I had previously.

Professor Loepelmann was absolutely hilarious, gave great examples, and made sure to have fun with us. He addressed problems very well and I would definitely take his class again.

Dr. Loepelmann created a casual and relaxed environment, while also maintaining respectful boundaries (I appreciated the email being sent out to address disruptive classmates during lectures to maintain expectations and a respectful space during lectures.) There were always little jokes being made that kept things feeling relaxed while learning, making the experience so much more enjoyable. It was an environment of mutual respect, and always feeling welcomed in classes. Thank you for the great semester!

(Right back atcha: thank you so much!)

The design and structure of the course is based on actual research of what makes for most effective learning, which I think is awesome.

The use of the interactive textbook allowed for good at-the-time practicing when going through the material, and the labs forced us to actually apply an active understanding of the material in order to complete. Overall, the distribution of resources supported learning well.

absolutely loved the examples you gave in class, always fresh and funny which helped my learning. Doing lots of the experiments we talked about with us was fantastic and lots of fun and knowledgeable as well.

(I put these comments at the end for a reason: they all mentioned the process of learning. Although I am gratified that so many of you find the course interesting, engaging, and fun, my main purpose is to facilitate learning. The thing is, learning is typically time consuming, effortful, and difficult. Whether or not you enjoyed the course, I hope you learned something about cognitive psychology. Best of luck in your future learning journeys!)

Why aren't you studying?

What I Did on my Summer Vacation (2025 edition)

In these “Summer Vacation” posts, I’d like to show you the glamorous, amazing behind-the-scenes happenings in the world of a glamorous, handsome, and rich professor. Sadly, I can only show you the stuff going on in my life. Hey, it’s all I got. Despite all evidence to the contrary, I also strive to structure these posts around an interesting, unifying theme. Last year, it was (apparently) “doing something different”. This time, it’s supposedly “the working vacation”. Let’s see...

My family kicked off the summer by heading to tropical Hawaii. Ha ha, just kidding! Due to certain, ah, global circumstances, I am not comfortable traveling to any place that rhymes with “Shmunited Shmates”. Heck, I’m not even buying Hidden Valley® Ranch dressing anymore, because on the label it says that it’s made in the Shmunited Shmates. My decision is a deep cause of concern to my daughters, who consider Hidden Valley® Ranch dressing to be one of the essential food groups. (Seriously, one of them even dunks pizza in it.) Just buy Renée's dressings instead. 🍁

So, if not Hawaii, then what domestic destination is most similar to Hawaii? Vancouver. Yes, Vancouver. It’s been 18 years since we last visited, so it was time to spend some tourist money in Vancity.

We hit all the hotspots: the Museum of Anthropology!

The Raven and the First Men (Bill Reid, 1980)
The Raven and the First Men (Bill Reid, 1980)

The Bloedel Conservatory! The VanDusen Botanical Garden! And the utterly charming Shaughnessy Restaurant, located right in the garden. If you’re lucky, you’ll see hummingbirds right outside the window. (I’m not lucky.)

I overcame my fear of heights by being forced onto the Capilano suspension bridge!

Capilano suspension bridge
Capilano suspension bridge: It's super wobbly! That means it's safe!
 
 
Grouse Mountain
Grouse Mountain! Perfect for those with a fear of heights!

They’re allowed to do cool stuff in Vancouver restaurants, like set off small nuclear explosions!

Stanley Park! The Vancouver Aquarium! Horse-drawn tours! Canada Place!

Look how artistic this photo is!

And (not to brag) the airport parkade. (Sorry, no photos.)

This was the summer of two important cultural moments. One was the 50th anniversary of the movie Jaws. It’s hard to understate just how big of an impact Jaws had when it was released. I got a Jaws-inspired shark joke book, and was the most popular kid in school for about a week, telling hilarious shark-themed jokes about people being killed in the most bloody, gruesome ways possible. (No, it wasn’t Jaws Jokes, it was 101 Shark Jokes, a much more hurriedly written book slapped together to make money off of the Jaws phenomenon as quickly as possible. Sample joke: “What hobby does a shark like? Anything it can sink its teeth into!” That passed a humour in the mid-1970s. I blame Watergate.)

To celebrate Jaws’ release, I bought the Blu-ray containing the documentaries: The Shark is Still Working, and the modestly titled but highly regarded The Making of Jaws. (The latter has a newly released sequel of sorts, made by the same director: Jaws @ 50: The Definitive Inside Story. Despite the title, it’s not as good as The Making of Jaws. Look how into Jaws I am: I even bought Shark Attack flavour ice cream! Made in Canada! It has blue raspberry (to symbolize the ocean) with grey vanilla ice cream (to symbolize the shark), and a raspberry swirl (to symbolize blood floating in the water). It's yummy, if you’re not at all squeamish about these sorts of things.

The other important cultural moment, for some reason (probably involving TikTok) was: Dubai chocolate. Yes, it’s good. But it’s not good enough for me to be on TikTok.

Dubai chocolates

I took my youngest daughter to KDays where it was cloudy and drizzly, but that didn’t dampen our spirits. Thankfully, she’s not into terrifying rides that I’m sure are completely safe but nonetheless threaten to kill you the entire time.

So, it clearly seem that I have a dynamic and exciting life that most people could only dream of, I’m sure. But it’s not all fish-themed ice cream and exotic vacations. The painful reality is that (returning to my supposed “working vacation” theme) I spent the vast majority of the summer working. Those of you keenly interested in this behind-the-scenes blog will already have read my previous post on all the technology updates rolling out this year. I’ve been struggling mightily with all of the upgrades and replacements: Canvas, Microsoft Office 2024, Wooclap, Simplicity Accommodate, and Simple Syllabus.

How is the shift to this new and different technology going? Not well. Not at all. I’ve discovered bugs in Wooclap that no one has previously noticed. And I’m having so many problems with Office 2024, that the IST person who knows all the things about Microsoft actually told me (I’m not making this up): “I’m confused.” Brother, you and me both.

Dear readers and soon-to-be students in my classes, please be gentle. I know I’m going to struggle with technology this term. I’m going to mess things up. It’s going to be frustrating and confusing. I may break the classroom computer and have to wait for tech support to undo my mistakes. But maybe while we’re waiting for the technician to finish their repairs, I’ll read you some shark jokes. I have 101 of them.

Why aren’t you studying?

The Technology Updates

technology graphic
AI-generated image by Copilot
Teaching requires the use of a lot of technology. Not only am I comfortable with that, I like harnessing information technology in the service of teaching. Some aspects of it, though, are bothersome. Having tech crap out is the worst. It wastes time, is frustrating, and gets in the way of teaching and learning. I could write several blog posts on that. The other difficult aspect of technology is change. I’ve come to know the software that I use inside and out. That makes change hard.

Some software is constantly changing, which is bad enough. (Does even a week go by without yet another update to Google Chrome?) Sometimes I find myself in the ridiculous situation of using a browser to search for problems I’m having with that browser. Fortunately, major changes don’t occur frequently. Even better, I generally can choose what I want to use. Goodbye Google Chrome, hello Vivaldi!

But then there are the things that I have no control over. If the university decides to switch over to different cloud software, I have no choice but to figure out how to use it. But at least they’re not going to change everything, everywhere, all at once, right? Right?

I’m dreading the upcoming academic year. Five of the applications I use the most are being replaced or hugely updated. 

First, there’s the new LMS, Canvas, which is replacing trusty old (and outdated) eClass. Ah, eClass ole buddy, you crashed on me at the worst possible times. You were cranky, slow, and hard to figure out. I’m going to miss you as much as you’re going to miss me. I’m not crying, you’re crying!

I’ve already attended uncountable seminars/webinars/tutorials about Canvas. I’m doing an online course about Canvas that’s running on Canvas. I bought two books on using Canvas. Canvas, Canvas, CANVAS! Thoughts and prayers, people. I’m going to need all the help I can get. Apologies in advance for all of the screw-ups that are inevitably going to happen. Not if, but when. I'll have more to say about Canvas in the coming months, I'm sure.

Next, classroom computers have been running Microsoft Office 2016 since, um, 2016? Ten years is a long time for desktop software, although Microsoft has been releasing new features over the years. Now, all classrooms will have Office 2024. When classroom computers were upgraded to Office 2003, it broke almost all of my PowerPoints. So I’m going to be updating all of my computers to this new version and doing a lot of testing over the summer.

Since 1997, I’ve been creating my course documents (syllabi, assignment documents) using Microsoft Word. I know it inside and out, front and back, top to bottom. I could probably use Word with my eyes closed. My documents are highly structured and organized, I’ve finessed the fonts, and I apply best practices of information design throughout. And (I believe) my documents look pretty good--at least in comparison to some syllabi I’ve seen, which are butt-ugly. (Seriously, you can change the default font! It’s not hard!) So imagine my dismay to hear that we’re being strong-armed into using some garbage called “SimpleSyllabus” to create syllabi now. (I get a twitch in my left eye whenever anything is called “simple” or “simplicity”. You know if they have to call anything “simple” that it's going to be anything but.) It’s cloud-based (argh) and has built-in boilerplate text (all the fine print stuff). I hate it already. It’s probably going to ugly as sin. Can they fire me for not using this?

ePoll is the in-house polling software that you’re probably already familiar with here at the UofA. Remember? In your first-year classes? It, too, is also starting to show its age. (Hey, whoa! What’s wrong with showing one’s age? I’m not tryna be ageist here. I’m aging myself.) I have to do a two-screen dance when using ePoll with my phone and PowerPoints, mostly to show images, which ePoll can’t do. ePoll hasn’t been updated in a long time, it has awful usability, but I know how to use it. Again, with my eyes closed! So of course they’re going to replace it now. With a cloud-based (grr!) app called “WooClap” (ugh). I kid you not, that is actually what the crazy Belgians who created it have named it. (Maybe it means something different in Belgian?) I’ve been testing it this Spring term. I’m going to have to change everything about in-class polling now because of course. Not looking forward to that.

Lastly, the software platform used by the accommodation/proctoring office is being replaced. I’ve given them loads of usability feedback on the current platform, ClockWork, which was all promptly disregarded. Even though They. Asked. For It. If you ever see me walking around on campus with a grumpy face, now you know why. Over the past few months they have asked me (grr!) and other front-line teaching staff to step through a redesign process. What would a perfect system be able to do? What would it look like? I’ve gone to some seminars and meetings, putting in quite a few hours on this. I can’t wait to see what the replacement, Simplicity Accommodate, is like. (Oh look! It's got the word simplicity in the name!) I’ve volunteered to help them test this, but I’m still waiting for them to set that up. So far, nothing. Which is not a good sign.
(Another bonus update is the Library Services Platform change, including--but not limited to--a complete revamp of the interface. Why are they changing everything all at the same timeeeee? 😭😭😭)

If you see your instructors walking around with grumpy faces or twitchy eyes, one of the above changes--or maybe all of them all together--is probably what’s causing it. We’re all doing our best to learn and try these new systems (I’m going to be spending all summer, including my vacation time, doing my best to figure and test all of this new technology.) But there are going to be problems. For that, I’m apologizing in advance. Sorry!
At least a couple of things are not changing. Good ole GMail isn't being redesigned soon. And although the software I use to create multiple-choice exams (ExamView) has been replaced with a cloud-based (yes: awful) update, I am not going to use it, partly because it requires a subscription. I'm old-school enough that I feel paying to use software every year is a travesty. I've bought it once, I'm not going to keep buying it.
I'm willing to accept some change; it's inevitable. But it should be up to me to decide. If that means using a software tool last updated in 2017, so be it.
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